Entropy Faces Its Day in Court: The Landmark Class Action That Could Finally Make the Universe Pay Up
The Second Law of Thermodynamics has been running its long con since the dawn of time, and frankly, we've had enough. Universe Metaphysical Lawsuit is proud to announce the most ambitious class action filing in the history of existence — Humanity et al. v. Entropy — and the defendant doesn't have a single coherent argument to stand on. Spoiler: it never did.